Arcade Review: Altered Beast (1988)

The following review was requested by chewman. I was very fortunate to play this game at Grinkers before the city shut down for the pandemic!


Intro:

In 1988, Sega brought Altered Beast to the arcades, with high hopes that players' minds would be blown by the newest release for their System 16 board, hardware responsible for the successfully notable first iteration of the Shinobi series.

Altered Beast was a beat 'em up, a genre that was actually pretty new at the time. There were fighters and action games, but before Double Dragon's release in 1987, the idea of fusing these two genres hadn't really caught on. Filled to the brim with kicking, punching, and morphing, Altered Beast is widely considered a classic entry in the beat 'em up genre.

Altered Beast arcade cabinet

Game:

In Altered Beast, you play a Roman Centurion summoned by Zeus to defeat Neff, the God of the Underworld. Neff has imprisoned Athena, Zeus's daughter.

The mythological theme of the game is very cool, and I think the game looks fantastic for a 1988 release. It almost feels like the levels you're playing are paintings. It's appropriately colorful, the animations are solid, and it's an attractive and alluring cabinet. 

The game has you fighting your way through hordes of enemies, left to right, to the end of each level. It's pretty standard beat 'em up fair, but the action is all on a single plane, so you can't move between the background and foreground to avoid enemies.

Each level has the occasional "glowing wolf" roaming around: kill three of these, and you become the Altered Beast: you transform into a ferocious beast (a different one depending on the level) that gives you unique powers to wreck everything in your path on the way to the level's boss. After each level, Neff turns you back to the Centurion.

Altered Beast looks fantastic.

This all sounds great on paper, but the main problem with Altered Beast is honestly how pathetic the protagonist is before he transforms. You move, kick, and punch pretty slowly, and while some enemies are just as slow as you (yawn), some are much faster, which means that your timing needs to be perfect if you want to avoid taking damage. Perfect timing in this game is easier said than done, because doing anything precisely feels clunky.

Now... the Donkey Kong cabinet that is potentially right next to this one features a pretty sluggish character named Mario, too. However, in Donkey Kong, you don't feel powerless: the game lulls you into a sense of security until you get pummeled by a barrage of unfortunate barrels, an experience that is fun to this very day. In Altered Beast, you get the feeling you never have much of a chance against what's coming. Your only hope is getting to that third wolf quickly so you can have some semblance of mobility. The ebb and flow of difficulty is kind of awkward, and it hasn't aged well.

The wolves in the game are pretty fast, and sometimes they can run on and off the screen in a blink of an eye, which is really frustrating. You do get enough chances to make the transformation, though, and when you do (probably about halfway through the level), you become a beast god.

Being the Centurion isn't much fun

Being the Altered Beast is the truly excellent part of the game. You are immediately faster and have two powerful abilities at your disposal, most of which are a blast. It's so much fun (relative to the rest of the game), that it's kind of mind-boggling that the game really makes you work so hard for it. Once you reach the end of the level and you transform back into a puny human, you can only sigh in disappointment. I found this transformation extremely regrettable heading into the final level, a point at which I found it impossible much of the time to avoid getting hit by jumping centaur-like creatures.

The boss fights are definitely one of the stronger parts in the game. The game's large bosses are appropriately weird, intimidating, and memorable. However, the game's final boss is a joke. Not only is the angry rhino pretty easy compared to much of what came before it, it's completely underwhelming in stature and design... definitely a puzzling choice for an end-boss.

Most of the bosses are messed up - in a good way

The sound in the game is great, especially the combat FX, but the cheesy voices are laughable. This is pretty much par for the course in 1988, though, so I enjoy them. "Welcome to your doom..."

Overall, I think the game is challenging but not nearly one of the hardest entries in the arcade, depending on how stingy you are with your quarters. The length of the game makes this especially true, ending after only five stages.

I've been a little harsh to this game. To be fair, beat 'em ups were a pretty new thing in 1988, and Altered Beast was really a marvel for its time. I think we as gamers tend to excuse the shortcomings of a game that really brings something new and fresh to the table, so I think I would have been a little less harsh with this one back in the day. However, there are some games that still stand the test of time, and Altered Beast doesn't hold up that well. In fact, the dawn of the age of beat 'em ups was just around the corner, and this entry hardly held up to games such as Golden Axe and Final Fight.

Conclusion:

Altered Beast was and is a divisive game. To me, it's a beautiful video game that feels like a missed opportunity when you play it. At times, it's fun, and at times, it's frustrating and boring. When you're the Altered Beast, it can be exhilarating, but when you're not, it can be painful. Make no mistake: this game is a classic, but it's unfortunately one of those classics that became outdated very quickly.

Retrodrunk Rating:          (5/10 Bloody Marys)

Console Review: Neo Geo Pocket Color

Intro:

SNK is not a company that garners as much buzz as it once did. For those unfamiliar, SNK was responsible for the Neo Geo line of hardware. For those of you still unfamiliar, the Neo Geo MVS (Multi Video System) was an arcade system released in 1990 that supported up to six games in a single cabinet.

This was kind of a game changer, as arcade owners could purchase cartridges out of the Neo Geo's substantial library and slot a few of them at a time in a single cabinet. This library included several notably awesome series such as Metal Slug, The King of Fighters, Fatal Fury, Art of Fighting, and Samurai Shodown. The system was known for its great fighting games, which make up the bulk of its catalog.

The Neo Geo MVS

For home console owners, SNK developed the Neo Geo AES (Advanced Entertainment System) to provide the same arcade experience at home (it had very similar specifications and thus was able to reach the same level of fantastic performance). It even shipped with an arcade-like joystick controller. Unfortunately, the AES was an extremely expensive beast of a console which severely limited its home market. Because of this, the AES is even more expensive to collect for today. Many games go for thousands of dollars... yikes.

Neo Geo also released the standalone Neo Geo CD, released in 1994. which was released with a more classic controller pad instead of a joystick (this is really an excellent controller; the d-pad is replaced with a thumb-sized nub that uses micro-switches for an accurate and satisfyingly clicky experience). Unfortunately, this console's commercial success was hampered by its long loading times during gameplay.

Nowadays, one of the more popular ways to collect Neo Geo games is to procure an MVS, as the games are much cheaper than the AES in general. For those that don't want to stand up an arcade cabinet in their home, Arcade Works produces the Neo Geo Omega, which is a consolized version of the MVS. You basically get a Neo Geo MVS inside a home console (supports AES joysticks and Neo Geo CD controllers), so it combines the more affordable collecting of the MVS with the convenience of a home console.

All of this is good and (hopefully) interesting information, but I really want to talk about SNK's foray into the portable market. In 1998, the Neo Geo Pocket was released in Japan. One year later, the Neo Geo Pocket Color entered the Japanese, UK, and American markets as competition to the Game Boy Color.

Unfortunately, both the Pocket and Pocket Color were commercially unsuccessful. This had more to do with marketing and competition than anything else, though. Below, we explore the curious little portable itself.

Look and Feel:

The Neo Geo Pocket Color is one slick looking portable that comes in six different, sleek colors. It continues the popular portable trend of having only two buttons (A and B) and more interestingly boasts a control stick with "microswitches" instead.

The Neo Geo Pocket Color - a gorgeous handheld

I can't overstate how amazing the control stick is on this system. It blows the stiffness of a d-pad out of the water, but it manages to feel solid and sturdy, unlike the sticks of the Vectrex or Nintendo 64. This is just an exceptional design from 1998, and while the design is similar to the stick on the Neo Geo CD's game pad, it feels so much more comfortable and precise.

Picking up the system, it's a very light and decently small portable. While one might think a portable this size would be uncomfortable in large, adult hands, it's very comfortable, partly because it bears a landscape orientation rather than the unfortunate portrait orientation of Nintendo's portables of the same era. It also lacks the heft of the Sega Game Gear and Sega Nomad, which is a huge plus when you're relying on your hands to hold up your gaming experience.

The system avoids an ugly power switch by using a power button instead - fine by me and out of the way enough to not by accidentally pressed.

There's no "pause" or "start" button here, but instead an "option" button. This is kind of strange. In some games, you push this button to pause the game, but in others, it does something else. In some games, you need to hold the button down to pause the game. This merely causes needless confusion, in my opinion. At this point in time, some sort of a "pause" button was basically standard on most consoles so I'm not sure I agree with the omission.

When you power the console on, you're greeted by a built-in menu with a calendar, horoscope (I regularly check this to see how my "romance" and "money" is forecast), etc. It's a fun little menu that makes my Pocket feel like a palm pilot.

The cartridges are just slightly larger than Game Boy Advance cartridges. They definitely look a lot more classy than Game Boy cartridges. They slot into the console from the top in the back, just like most other portables at the time.

A Biomotor Unitron (US) Cartridge

The screen looks pretty damn good. It's not backlit, but that also means that this console has superb battery life. The Pocket can go for 40 hours on a single charge. While playing on a non-backlit LCD is a little bit of a pain nowadays, it was a fairly standard expectation in 1998, and there are aftermarket backlit LCDs you can get for the system today (I'm holding out for a full-size backlit LCD that Bennvenn plans to produce soon). At any rate, the Neo Geo Pocket Color is capable of producing twice the number of colors as the Game Boy Color and has a more powerful processor, to boot.

The sound is passable, but nothing to write home about. It's a little weak and tinny.  All said, this system sure is a looker, and the only portable consoles that rival how comfortable it is are the Game Boy Advance or the Nintendo DS.

Games:

Only 81 games were released for the Neo Geo Pocket and Neo Geo Pocket Color combined. Of these, only 31 were released in North America.

Wow. Even though there's no region locking preventing you playing the Japanese games released for the system, some of them are pretty challenging to get through if you don't know how to read Japanese.

The small library for the Neo Geo Pocket Color means that a prospective collector doesn't have a ton of options when it comes to buying games, but it does make the goal of having a complete collection attainable.

Personally, it disappoints me that this console was so short-lived in its day, and its library, despite how fantastically solid it remains, is more of an indicator of the portable's potential to me.

Moving on though, the console really is considered to have a strong library. It continues the Neo Geo trend of fighting games by reviving all of our favorite SNK franchises: The King of Fighters, Fatal Fury, The Last Blade.

Most of these fighters are remarkably fun, despite utilizing the only two buttons that the portable has. The games are colorful, fast, and the microswitch stick makes pulling off moves a dream (half and full circle movements are so much easier with a stick, though moves requiring orthogonal movements may be a little easier with a d-pad, honestly). SNK vs Capcom: Match of the Millennium is an especially awesome, polished fighter.

SNK vs. Capcom: Match of the Millenium

Unlike the Neo Geo MVS, the Pocket Color has a more balanced library, in my opinion - a good thing since its library is so small. It has a small but solid sports collection (Neo Geo Pocket Tennis and Neo Turf Masters being fun standouts), some excellent, unique puzzle games (Puzzle Link is addicting and original), and a whole host of fun, original curiosities.

In Biomotor Unitron, you develop and upgrade a robot in a town, which you proceed to take through procedurally generated dungeons and battle enemies. The battles clone the Pokemon battle system, but instead of having an arsenal of Pokemon at your disposal to switch out when you please, how you fit your Unitron before you head out determines your strengths, weaknesses, and abilities. It's a fun twist, and upgrading your robot to get that new part you've been wanting is extremely satisfying.

Ganbare Neo Poke-Kun is Tamagotchi game, but your "pet" is a game developer that lives in a small condo. Provided you keep him happy, he'll churn out mini-games for you to play. The game is a bizarre treat of an experience.

Ganbare is weird.

Dark Arms: Beast Buster is an overhead action RPG that has you collecting weapons, feeding them the monsters you capture, resulting in the weapons evolving... strange but cool.

Faselei! is a tactics game that utilizes programmable movement as a core mechanic - a fresh take on the genre.

I could go on and on about all the great games for this system. However, besides the plethora of unique gems on the system, the Neo Geo Pocket Color is the home of Metal Slug: 1st Mission and Metal Slug: 2nd Mission. These are two entirely new Metal Slug games, and they are absolutely phenomenal by the series' standard. The games add more vehicle stages and even a non-linear progression. While the system's limitations mean that they don't look nearly as good as their MVS equivalents, playing these is so enthralling that it was honestly hard to dwell on it, and they are among the best looking games on the system.

Metal Slug: 2nd Mission - a legitimately awesome Metal Slug experience

Conclusion:

The Neo Geo Pocket Color is a stylish, functional, and incredibly fun portable to play. While the small game library is disappointing, the high % of quality games means that you are likely to be happy with what you collect and play, and I can't think of a better portable to play many of the best fighting series ever made.

Retrodrunk Rating:        (9/10 bottles of beer)

PC-Engine Review: Wonderboy III: Monster Lair (1989)

Intro:

The PC-Engine and PC-Engine CD are home to a lot of shoot 'em up games - over one hundred. These systems are a must-have for anyone that loves vertical or horizontal scrollers, and there are a staggering number of excellent games in this genre for the system. 

However, hiding in the shuffle of the numerous intense, adrenaline productive shmups on the consoles, there are a few that I will not forget due to their uniqueness. 

Wonder Boy III: Monster Lair is one such game.

Game:

Before I get into the utterly superb gameplay of Monster Lair, an introduction to the Wonder Boy series:

The first game in the series (simply titled "Wonder Boy") was released in 1986 by Sega for the arcades. You play as Wonder Boy, a caveman caveboy(?) on a mission to save your cavegirlfriend from some super evil badman, hurtling your hammer at foes as you speedwalk and skateboard through stages.

The game was a remarkably solid, responsive platformer with a pleasantly fast pace.

Wonder Boy (1986)

Wonder Boy was a success and subsequently ported to a slew of other consoles, including the Sega Master System, Commodore 64, and the Sega Game Gear. The game even got an HD remake on the modern gaming platform Steam.

Soon thereafter, the sequel Wonder Boy in Monster Land landed in Japanese arcades in 1987 and on the Master System in 1988. Instead of abiding by the "don't mess with success" principle, Monster Land was not a typical platformer like its predecessor but essentially a sidescrolling RPG, much like Zelda II: The Adventure of Link or Castlevania II: Simon's Quest (coincidentally all the second game in their respective series).

Once again, Wonder Boy was a critical success with its second entry: a fully realized, sword-slinging RPG with a hefty dose of strategy and replay value.

After two notes in Wonder Boy's belt, where would he go next? Ah yes, to the Monster Land Lair.

Wonder Boy III: Monster Lair (released for the arcades and PC-Engine CD) is as to the point as its blunt, in-your-face titling. The series makes its transformation to the horizontal shooter or shoot 'em up genre excellently. You still play as Wonder Boy (unless you're playing the second player, in which case you play as some lady named Princess Purapril), but the screen pushes you forward in a sense of urgency (though not too quickly). 

Like any platformer, you need to employ well-timed jumps to get through the levels. Like a shoot 'em up, you need to use the projectiles and weapons you acquire to kill enemies. This game is more akin to a simple shmup; your current weapon is dictated by the powerup you last picked up.

Wonderboy III: Monster Lair

While you progress through a given level, your health steadily drops. The only way to replenish your health is to pick up the fruit scattered around the level. Because of this, you're managing the speed of your progression through the level, the enemies that appear in front of you, and your ever-dwindling health bar. The diverse set of patterns that the different projectiles create is perfect and gives you plenty to think about, but it's often hard (as it tends to be with this kind of game) to make the "right" decision in time before picking one up.

If this seems like too much to handle, Wonder Boy III lacks the breakneck speed of many shooters. The levels do alternate between running on foot and levels in which you ride a flying dragon and dodge enemies, the latter levels generally being more difficult (especially because they include a boss fight with a big fish, a giant serpent, etc.), but the game is a slow, pleasant ramp in difficulty. 

The game looks fantastic on the PC-Engine with bright, playful colors and endearing character and boss designs. The music is catchy but nothing to write home about, but the sounds are satisfyingly appropriate for the action. There's nothing mind-blowing about the visuals or sound here, but they fit well and allow the gameplay to take the spotlight.

While playing Monster Lair solo is fun enough (though this would honestly not even be close to my go-to solo shoot 'em up game), the game is excellent as a two-player game. 

Two players (simultaneous play) are forced to cooperate against the same slew of enemies and bosses, but the players will probably feel compelled to compete when it comes to the fruit on the screen and the power-ups. This is really the perfect amount of chaos for the game like this... You're not hurtling through the levels at an unreasonable pace, but shuffling quickly through each round trying to maximize your score and not die.

If that's not a compelling picture, this is one of the few shoot 'em ups on the PC-Engine (CD or otherwise) that has two-player simultaneous play, so it's a must-have if you like playing retro games with friends and don't dislike shoot 'em ups.

Conclusion:

Wonderboy III: Monster Lair is a departure from the two previous games in the series, a departure from platformers, and a departure from shoot 'em ups. It's unique, fun, and colorful. It won't frustrate you or torture you. In my opinion, it's an essential purchase for the PC-Engine CD or Turbografx CD.

Retrodrunk Rating:
(8/10 dirty martinis)